{"id":279,"date":"2016-01-24T12:43:31","date_gmt":"2016-01-24T12:43:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2016-01-24T12:43:31","modified_gmt":"2016-01-24T12:43:31","slug":"egg-drop-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Egg Drop Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Proof-positive that if an egg drops\u00a0on your head, it will dent\/crack on the opposite side. I&#8217;m intrigued to know\u00a0what will happen when the mostly eaten apple drops&#8230;<br \/>\nThe trash posters about littering I understand. But I have to admit, at the moment I&#8217;m a bit stumped by the egg head.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-280\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"280\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/?attachment_id=280\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?fit=2448%2C2448&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2448,2448\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1453568037&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.03030303030303&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"egg head\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?fit=625%2C625&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-280\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?resize=625%2C625\" alt=\"egg head\" width=\"625\" height=\"625\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?resize=624%2C624&amp;ssl=1 624w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?w=1250 1250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.elizabethbowie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/egg-head.jpg?w=1875 1875w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proof-positive that if an egg drops\u00a0on your head, it will dent\/crack on the opposite side. 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